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Back To Joke Page.Crossbred DogsPointer + Setter Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer
Spaniel Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated
Retriever Newfoundland + Basset Hound Terrier + Bulldog Bloodhound + Labrador Malamute + Pointer Collie + Malamute Deerhound + Terrier Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller Bull Terrier + Shitzu Eleven dogs shared one umbrella,
yet none got wet. How did they manage? How can you tell a dog from a jar of
peanut butter? How can you tell a dog from a tomato? How can you tell a dog from an elephant? How did the dog feel when he lost his
flashlight? How did the dog get into the locked
cemetery at night? How did the dog make anti-freeze? How did the dog make gold soup? How did the dog's owner know his pet was
angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? How do you keep a dog from barking in your
front yard? Standing on the corner, a man observes two hearses driving slowly down the street, followed by a man walking a dog and 25 men in single file behind them. "What's going on", the bystander asks. "My dog bit my wife and she died. Then he bit my mother-in-law and she died." The bystander pauses and then says, "Can I borrow your dog!" The man with the dog says, "Get in line!" PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy." The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressional little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother. "The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!" Which dog tastes better when eaten? Which side of a dog has the most hair? Who gave the dog a black eye? Why are dogs such poor dancers? Why did the dog go to the doctor after a
tomato fell on his head? Why did the dog jump off the Empire State
Building? Why did the dog jump up and down on the
potato patch? Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher
for a grape? Why did the dog run in circles? Why did the dog say he was an actor? A young man was invited to dinner for the first time at his girlfriend's house. He's very nervous about meeting her family and standing up to their scrutiny, to the point of developing severe stomach cramps. By the time he sits down to dinner, his stomach is belching gas like a volcano. Beneath the table, the family dog is
crouched near him. He breaks wind. Immediately the mother scolds the dog: "Spot, get away from the table!" The dog skulks off to the corner of the room, his ears tucked down, disconsolate. The young man is relieved that the dog has gotten the blame. A bit later, after the dog has scrabbled slowly way back, the scene is repeated. Again the dog gets the blame.
"Spot!" the mother shouts, By the time the meal is nearly finished, the scene is replayed yet a third time. This time the mother jumps ups and shouts, "Spot! Get away from the table before this horrid man shits on you!"
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